–bxtch, i'm AMAZIN.

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…you’re sons Lil Rocko, 4 and Romelo, 1 are the cutest lil boys. They are always stylin’, always looking so happy. You better watch them damn sack chasers when they get older. You dont take no mess, so they in good hands. I’m tryin’ to figure out, however, if I see ANY resemblance to your babies daddy, Rocko. Hmmmm. Keepin It Real, Harlem Missez

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…you have officially fallin off my damn radar. I swear you act like a 5 year old. Are you really that spoiled. I mean come on, you’re forever throwing your lil tantrums and its just gettin ridiculous. I heard that you threw yet another tantrum over not being offered chicken….like are you serious?

This is the fuckery I found out about you:

“The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage [at a benefit concert]. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”

When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘Ye yelled, “Well, I’m asking now!”. After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper’s beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe.”

Kanye, grow the hell up!

Keepin it real,
Harlem Missez

…I’m mad at you. I’m mad that I’m hearing you’re getting back with Reggie Bush. Didn’t this man admit to cheating on ya ass (or it was found out)? Either way, why are you lettin’ this dog back in the house? His jumpoff even admitted to having a damn sex tape for Christ sake. I feel that this is just a desperate plea on your behalf because you are not in the spotlight right now. You’re brother sister Khloe just got married (pfft), and Kourtney is having a baby. You’re used to being “the one” and at the moment you are NOT.
Why do it to yourself? I’m sure Reggie is a decent guy (in other ways) but you a damn fool if you go back to his cheatin ass. My, what people do for a little publicity.

Keepin’ it real,
Harlem Missez

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You my bxtch and all and I got mad respect for you. BUT, this picture damn near scared the sh*t outta me. First of all, ya cheeks look like you got hit with hot fryin pans and then the pink lipgloss is too much. You need to come to grips with the fact that you are doin a lil too much. I miss the old Queen Bee. No more NOTHING for you…..cause you on ya way to “catwoman” lane.

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..the two of you are makin me sick. You expect us to BELIEVE that you’re so madly in fuckin love? Khloe, you’ve been in more quick relationships than mack daddy Russell Simmons. How you’re getting these dudes stumps the hell outta me. Must be the relationship to Kim K. But anyway, now you guys wanna get married? How long have you two been dating? All of what, a month? Please!! Lamar, I would think ya ass would know better. I hear you’re so smitten over Khloe. Why? How? I’m sorry but you a damn fool if you marry her. Khloe are you ready to be a stepmother to his two kids? Ponder on some things before you jump the fuckin gun.

Keepin it Real,
Harlem Missez

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…cry me a damn river. You act like this is the first time we’ve seen celeb peen. I mean come on, you workin wit a lot, but stop it already. How in the hell did someone get in your fuckin EMAIL anyway? Maybe if you protected your GOODIES better, those pics wouldn’t have gotten leaked.

To see the uncensored peen pics, click here.

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…cry me a damn river. You act like this is the first time we’ve seen celeb peen. I mean come on, you workin wit a lot, but stop it already. How in the hell did someone get in your fuckin EMAIL anyway? Maybe if you protected your GOODIES better, those pics wouldn’t have gotten leaked.

Keep’n It Real,
Harlem Missez

To see the uncensored peen pics, click here.