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When I saw this clip, I was mad for two reasons. One, the first chick who hit her did so when she wasn’t even ready. That’s some sucker sh*t. And for two, if the chick really was INDEED pregnant, both chicks that hit her knew it and beat her anyway. Damn shame!

..and the PONYTAIL, smh.


Here’s the new Rihanna promo pic for her Rated R album. Her video for “Russian Roulette” will premiere Nov. 6 on ABC. Are you feelin’ her new song?

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..In other news, a crazy rumor circulated all over twitter and the net that Kanye West was killed in a car accident earlier today in LA. He is NOT dead.

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His chick, Amber Rose, was very upset about the rumor and wrote via twitter:

This RIP KanyeWest topic is not funny and its NOT TRUE! He has people like myself and his family that love him very much. Its in extreme poor taste to have that as a trending topic. It’s totally disrespectful to make up a story like this. We are all human and we all make mistakes and to say someone died cuz of a mistake is ridiculous. U wouldn’t want someone to say that about u. Or someone u love it’s not funny.

I’ll always ride for my man!!!! I’m bout to get off here and still RIDE for him. LITERALLY.

BTW, Amber turns 26 today!

Source: rihannadaily/necolebitchie

I found this pic via SandraRose. She raised a good question, Is Rihanna becoming the laughing stock of the Industry? Hmmm.

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Anyway, here is her new single “Russian Roulette” from her upcoming album Rated R, which comes out November 23 but the single can be downloaded now from her website Rihannanow.com

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Out of about the 800 student body at Paul Robeson High School in Chicago, 115 of them are preggers. 

All those young ladies are moms or moms-to-be at Paul Robeson High School. It’s not a school for young mothers, it’s a neighborhood school. And all of the pregnancies have happened, despite prevention talk.

Chicago Public Schools says it does not track the overall number of teen moms in the district. But Robeson Principal Gerald Morrow knows the count at his school in Englewood: 115 young ladies who are either expecting or already have had children.
One thing they might not know about their principal: His mom had him when she was 15. That’s why accepting the problem — and working through it — is so important to him.

I was doin’ my daily browsing of the net and came across this list of behaviors a black woman shouldn’t do. This is not a verbal attack on anyone and I feel like this pertains to ALL women, but shiiieet I agreed with just about every damn one of them.

1. Booty Tootin’.
Basically makin’ the fact that you MAY have an ass even more obvious. I see a lot of chicks doin this shit. We know you have an ass…damn.

2. Showing Your Stomach When You Shouldn’t Be.
I’m not tryna see your birthing history on ya stomach. If you done had ’bout 2-3 C-sections, cover that shit up. If you rockin that muffin top, dress in a way that still makes you look sexy, but not TRASHY.

3. Wearing Extra Tight Ass Clothes.
This is another thing that blows mine. If you a size 14 tryna get in a size 10, not goin happen. You just look ridiculous. This can be in conjuction with #2 also. Stop wearing smedium shirts if you are a large. Just accept the size you are or lose weight. Some women dont need to wear certain shit.

4. Crazy Colors In Your Hair.
Its cool to want to experiment with different shades of hair coloring, but if you rockin bright ass pink hair or got orange and blue track pieces, you look like a damn fool. I dont give a damn what nobody say.

5. Yelling At Your Kids Like They’re Grown Ass People.
I’ll be the first to admit that kids sometimes make you wanna pull your hair out. As a child care worker, I deal with it all the time. BUT, kids are gonna be kids. Its usually those young ass mothers (17-21), that scream and rant at they kids for the smallest, dumbest shit. Little Trayquan has to use the bathroom or gets some juice on his new outfit and you start actin a damn fool, cursin’ and carrying on. You were a kid once, you probably did far worse.

6. Having An Unexplainable/Unnecessary Attitude.
There’s always that one damn chick that has to be a complete and utter bitch. I’m keepin it real. She just has this “I’ll whoop ya ass” for no reason attitude. Grumpy and irritable just because you wanna be a bitch. Cut that shit out. Yes, there are many things that stress us out, but to take it out on the WHOLE WORLD aint necessary. You dont have to pull that card all the time, if NEED BE however, then go ‘head and do the damn thing.

7. Being Obnxiously Loud.
We hear what the hell you saying. Why oh why must you be so damn loud. I hate that with a passion. I can’t even begin to tell you the number of times I’ve been somewhere and the loud ass person who is talking has inevitably drawn me into the conversation because they’re talkin’ like they’re at a damn concert. Examples of loud for no reason females, comedian Mo’Nique and NeNe from “Real Housewives of Atlanta”. Usage of celebrities is so that you can understand where the hell I’m comin from. Tell me they aint some loud for nothing females.

Feel free to add to the list. Come on sistahs, we gotta do better!!

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Ok, I’ve never been a “nails” kinda chick. I make sure my simple mani lookin right, but all that extra shit aint my cup of tea. Maybe I cant really “appreciate” this fuckery because I’m not into dramatic nails. Like for real tho, how do you wipe ya ass PROPERLY with that on ya tips? I’ve done the short nails and I was tired of them after bout 3 days.

Are these nails a bit much or are you feelin them?

…I’m mad at you. I’m mad that I’m hearing you’re getting back with Reggie Bush. Didn’t this man admit to cheating on ya ass (or it was found out)? Either way, why are you lettin’ this dog back in the house? His jumpoff even admitted to having a damn sex tape for Christ sake. I feel that this is just a desperate plea on your behalf because you are not in the spotlight right now. You’re brother sister Khloe just got married (pfft), and Kourtney is having a baby. You’re used to being “the one” and at the moment you are NOT.
Why do it to yourself? I’m sure Reggie is a decent guy (in other ways) but you a damn fool if you go back to his cheatin ass. My, what people do for a little publicity.

Keepin’ it real,
Harlem Missez

Harlem Missez

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