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I am honestly too through with seeing this fuckery. These are just a few examples of jewelry gone wrong. Yes, they have the money and can do with it what they damn well please, but my thing is WHY? It cant be to prove some sort of status, cause we already know who you are idiots. It just irritates me. Then wanna cry wolf when you get GOT.  I’m still extra mad a T-Pain for that 10lb dumb big ass chain, that he spent $410,000 on.

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I was doin’ my daily browsing of the net and came across this list of behaviors a black woman shouldn’t do. This is not a verbal attack on anyone and I feel like this pertains to ALL women, but shiiieet I agreed with just about every damn one of them.

1. Booty Tootin’.
Basically makin’ the fact that you MAY have an ass even more obvious. I see a lot of chicks doin this shit. We know you have an ass…damn.

2. Showing Your Stomach When You Shouldn’t Be.
I’m not tryna see your birthing history on ya stomach. If you done had ’bout 2-3 C-sections, cover that shit up. If you rockin that muffin top, dress in a way that still makes you look sexy, but not TRASHY.

3. Wearing Extra Tight Ass Clothes.
This is another thing that blows mine. If you a size 14 tryna get in a size 10, not goin happen. You just look ridiculous. This can be in conjuction with #2 also. Stop wearing smedium shirts if you are a large. Just accept the size you are or lose weight. Some women dont need to wear certain shit.

4. Crazy Colors In Your Hair.
Its cool to want to experiment with different shades of hair coloring, but if you rockin bright ass pink hair or got orange and blue track pieces, you look like a damn fool. I dont give a damn what nobody say.

5. Yelling At Your Kids Like They’re Grown Ass People.
I’ll be the first to admit that kids sometimes make you wanna pull your hair out. As a child care worker, I deal with it all the time. BUT, kids are gonna be kids. Its usually those young ass mothers (17-21), that scream and rant at they kids for the smallest, dumbest shit. Little Trayquan has to use the bathroom or gets some juice on his new outfit and you start actin a damn fool, cursin’ and carrying on. You were a kid once, you probably did far worse.

6. Having An Unexplainable/Unnecessary Attitude.
There’s always that one damn chick that has to be a complete and utter bitch. I’m keepin it real. She just has this “I’ll whoop ya ass” for no reason attitude. Grumpy and irritable just because you wanna be a bitch. Cut that shit out. Yes, there are many things that stress us out, but to take it out on the WHOLE WORLD aint necessary. You dont have to pull that card all the time, if NEED BE however, then go ‘head and do the damn thing.

7. Being Obnxiously Loud.
We hear what the hell you saying. Why oh why must you be so damn loud. I hate that with a passion. I can’t even begin to tell you the number of times I’ve been somewhere and the loud ass person who is talking has inevitably drawn me into the conversation because they’re talkin’ like they’re at a damn concert. Examples of loud for no reason females, comedian Mo’Nique and NeNe from “Real Housewives of Atlanta”. Usage of celebrities is so that you can understand where the hell I’m comin from. Tell me they aint some loud for nothing females.

Feel free to add to the list. Come on sistahs, we gotta do better!!

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Ok, I’ve never been a “nails” kinda chick. I make sure my simple mani lookin right, but all that extra shit aint my cup of tea. Maybe I cant really “appreciate” this fuckery because I’m not into dramatic nails. Like for real tho, how do you wipe ya ass PROPERLY with that on ya tips? I’ve done the short nails and I was tired of them after bout 3 days.

Are these nails a bit much or are you feelin them?

Today I finally set up my custom domain. No more harlemmissez.blogspot.com. Its now http://www.missamazin.com (I battled for a while with what I should actually name it). I have been wanting to change it for soooo damn long and I took the time out today to get it done. My blog will automatically be redirected to my new domain (thank God).

They say it can take up to 3 days for it to fully transfer, so in the meantime please continue checkin in to my blog.

Thanks a milli for all the support. UPDATE: IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW MY BLOG, GO TO http://www.missamazin.com/ AND FOLLOW FROM THERE!!

Can’t believe its been 8 years now. I remember that tragic day. The school year had recently just begun and I was a sophomore in high school. It was during the first few minutes of second period when the principle came on the loud speaker and told all the students to evacuate the building. I went to Murry Bergtraum High School, which was literally 3-4 blocks away. It was weird because I remember feeling the building shake a bit, thats how close the school was. As soon as I got outside, I saw the cloud of smoke. I didnt realize what was goin on at the time, I just thought it was a big fire. Then I started hearing the kids say that there was an explosion at the world trade center. I couldnt believe it. My mother called me on my cell phone about 5 minutes later and told me to come straight to her job, which was on 16th St. I was so scared getting on the train, cause by then I was hearing a whole bunch of different stories. I get to her job and she just hugged me for dear life. I was like “mom, what is goin on”. And she told me a plane hit the building. She knew how close I was to the towers and was glad I was ok.

We started listening to the news and they said it was a terrorist attack. I was scared as I dont know what. I never thought I would experience something like that. From my mother’s job, there was a clear view of the smoke and the twin towers. Not soon after I got there, the second plane flew into the second tower. I couldnt believe it. That is a day I will never, ever forget.

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REST IN PEACE TO THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2OO1.

Can’t believe its been 8 years now. I remember that tragic day. The school year had recently just begun and I was a sophomore in high school. It was during the first few minutes of second period when the principle came on the loud speaker and told all the students to evacuate the building. I went to Murry Bergtraum High School, which was literally 3-4 blocks away. It was weird because I remember feeling the building shake a bit, thats how close the school was. As soon as I got outside, I saw the cloud of smoke. I didnt realize what was goin on at the time, I just thought it was a big fire. Then I started hearing the kids say that there was an explosion at the world trade center. I couldnt believe it. My mother called me on my cell phone about 5 minutes later and told me to come straight to her job, which was on 16th St. I was so scared getting on the train, cause by then I was hearing a whole bunch of different stories. I get to her job and she just hugged me for dear life. I was like “mom, what is goin on”. And she told me a plane hit the building. She knew how close I was to the towers and was glad I was ok.

We started listening to the news and they said it was a terrorist attack. I was scared as I dont know what. I never thought I would experience something like that. From my mother’s job, there was a clear view of the smoke and the twin towers. Not soon after I got there, the second plane flew into the second tower. I couldnt believe it. That is a day I will never, ever forget.

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REST IN PEACE TO THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2OO1.

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I always thought she was a cute chick (no rainbow). I wonder why people hate on her and say she looks manly…I dont see it.

..And I notice she’s always SOMEWHERE, what is she a lil SOCIALITE or something?